It’s that time of year again when the school playground turns into a battlefield. When 12–year-old boys take an unusual interest in trees and when crowds gather around gladiatorial contests between those armed with shiny brown nuts on shoestrings.
Here are a few tips for ‘conkering’ opponents:
Soak your conker in vinegar for a week or so, and your conker will become really ‘ard.
Bung your measly weakling in the oven for half an hour or so, and it will emerge ‘ard as nails.
Believe it or not, the ‘ardest conkers are the oldest. ‘Ave a root around the garden shed to see if your luck’s in.
Swing by this site: World Conker Championships.